It's not easy being the child of a dictator. You often find yourself the automatic hate figure for a realm of dissatisfied citizens. Simply by accident of birth you can find yourself personified as all that is wrong with a country. A symbol of greed, nepotism and brutality. What's more the battle to succeed one's father is hardly guaranteed, with troublesome siblings biting for a chance to brush you aside. After all who remembers Kim Jong-Un's older brothers? As someone, who believes that where you were born shouldn't mean that you don't have the same opportunities as anyone else, I care deeply about the children of dictators. Thankfully there is a solution. As the Pet Shop Boys would say "Go West".
Education in the West is the perfect option for any child of a dictator approaching 18. Spending three years at the higher education institute of your choice (as long as it's in Western Europe or the US), is the perfect opportunity to rehabilitate your image both abroad and at home. Come and study in the heart of democracy, and return to be groomed for power with a wise and reforming approach instilled in you. Your citizens will eagerly await your to succeed to the throne as you clearly offer a kinder and gentler approach than dear father, that will be greeted rapturously across the world.
Go to Oxford University and lose all traits of despotism, brutality and corruption
Does it sound ridiculous? Well it should, and yet it is an argument consistently used across the mainstream media in the Western Hemisphere. Take today's post in the New York Times
here. Jamal Khashogi makes the point
"second-generation royals, who also received their education abroad and
were exposed to a different life and governing system that provided
services to its citizens, are getting closer to top positions in the
kingdom. Will that make a difference for Saudi Arabia’s future
direction? I think so"
The point is a nonsense as it assumes time in the West is some cure all for despotism, and yet we have learned time and time again it is utterly untrue. Bashar Al Assad is western educated and lived in London, yet proved to be just as brutal as his father. Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah is Sandhurst educated yet still sits atop one of the world's last remaining absolute monarchies, with little hint of reform. Mswati III was educated at a private school in Britain and yet bankrupts his small nation of Swaziland with his opulent lifestyle. On top who can forget Gamal Mubarak and Seif al-Islam? Heirs to succeed neighboring Libya and Egypt, western educated reformers who in the face of the Arab Spring became brutal enforcers for their fathers.
The Western media will jump on board any heir to power with a British accent, a few years of education in Europe or the US and a knowledge of key buzzwords like "reform", "democracy" and "change". David Held, professor at LSE, heralded Seif-Al-Islam in the Guardian as:
"someone who looks to democracy, civil society and deep liberal values for the core of his inspiration"
Not only the media but we learned that US diplomats felt that:
“Libya's swelling ranks of young adults…may welcome him (Seif-Al-Islam) as Libya's knight in shining armor,"
Going back further American Vogue fawned over Asma Al-Assad calling her:
"a rose in the desert" whose household "is run on wildly democratic principles"
A love of fashion and Vogue shoots clearly means democracy
Even at the beginning of the Syria conflict Hillary Clinton still called Bashar a "reformer". The level of naivety when it comes to dictators with smiling faces and western accents in the media is alarming. Thankfully we seemed to have learned that perhaps Bashar is not a "reformer", but the mainstream media is unwilling to extend the lesson much beyond.
Both Kings of Morocco and Jordan, Mohammed VI & Abdullah II, still receive warm welcomes in the west. Despite questionable human rights, widespread corruption and a clear deficit in democracy in their own countries. Similarly Meles of Ethiopia who passed recently received a eulogistic farewell from the BBC and other outlets despite widespread abuses of his own people.
Both the media and western governments have selective attention when it comes to the behaviour of countries who are willing to assist in western interests. What's more the media pushes forward these heirs to power as perfect paragons, merely because they have spent time in the west. It's an ethnocentric, vacuous and vapid belief that highly insulated, by wealth and by power, time at a British educational establishment will cure despotism. These heirs to power serve to only defend themselves, to remain in power and to keep their family in power. We forget in the West too easily that what we liberty we gained from our dictators we obtained with force, not with a PhD in International Relations from LSE.